"Hello, how may I help you?"
We all looked up to see that the waitress had arrived. Shand's head immediately tilted like a mechanical, confused bird and his eyebrows raised. Of course, he couldn't understand the waitress' thick accent. But that couldn't be helped now.
"Um, yes, I'd like this, please," I pointed to an item on the menu that I wasn't going to embarass myself trying to pronounce.
"To drink?"
"Water, please... Shand?" I grinned across the table, ready for some entertainment at his expense. "Ready to order?"
"Sure... I'm going to open myself up to strange cultural customs and try the human pork," Shand snapped his menu shut matter-of-factly. "And if I get ostracized by society, then so be it, at least I tried something new."
The waitress jotted his order down as if she heard the mix-up all the time. "You want fried rice, brown rice, or noodles?"
The look on Shand's face was priceless. His mouth was in between some sort of large, gaping protest and a cringe.
"Don't have all day, Shand," Dolan reminded him inconspicuously from the other side of the table.
"I...uh...hang it all, if I'm doing the cannibal thing, I might as well pitch a tent and campt out on the wild side while I'm here... uhh... I'll go with the... fried lice, then." Shand's face was a mix of horror and obstinance as he handed the waitress his menu and awaited his fate.
We all looked up to see that the waitress had arrived. Shand's head immediately tilted like a mechanical, confused bird and his eyebrows raised. Of course, he couldn't understand the waitress' thick accent. But that couldn't be helped now.
"Um, yes, I'd like this, please," I pointed to an item on the menu that I wasn't going to embarass myself trying to pronounce.
"To drink?"
"Water, please... Shand?" I grinned across the table, ready for some entertainment at his expense. "Ready to order?"
"Sure... I'm going to open myself up to strange cultural customs and try the human pork," Shand snapped his menu shut matter-of-factly. "And if I get ostracized by society, then so be it, at least I tried something new."
The waitress jotted his order down as if she heard the mix-up all the time. "You want fried rice, brown rice, or noodles?"
The look on Shand's face was priceless. His mouth was in between some sort of large, gaping protest and a cringe.
"Don't have all day, Shand," Dolan reminded him inconspicuously from the other side of the table.
"I...uh...hang it all, if I'm doing the cannibal thing, I might as well pitch a tent and campt out on the wild side while I'm here... uhh... I'll go with the... fried lice, then." Shand's face was a mix of horror and obstinance as he handed the waitress his menu and awaited his fate.