Spiders?!?!

He shrugged as he got farther away and called back, "Maybe I am, but I wont lower myself to insulting a criminal such as yourself."

"Criminal...thats a relative term, really... for those who can slip by it, it doesnt count...I mean, for example, the intrigue of royal families...I'm sure that involves a little criminal activity here and there...murder and whatnot and all before teatime...dont worry, I know the inner workings... I know more than most people give me credit for."

"I havent murdered anyone." Errol rolled his eyes, "I've hired Locke to, and that didnt work out...the man ended up falling in love and having a kid...but yes, murder does run deep in royalty."

"You dont have to tell me that, its probably where I get most of it from," Shand folded his arms. "But you do know that when they go to punish murderers, they usually hold the mastermind as being just as guilty as the guy who carried out the plan....just saying.... and I know that for a fact, I heard them say it...multiple times..."

Errol smiled, "and yet here I am, unpunished and just as happy as ever... Suppose royalty gets away with being the mastermind."


(overly cocky in the power his position grants him, huh? So maybe he is prideful x) )

'Believe it or not, you dont have to be directly royal to get away with murder...and lots of other things," Shand smiled. "Granted, we do have to work harder for it, but the payoff is just as sweet."

Errol smiled again,"yes but are you rich while you re able to get away with things?"

'Depends on your definition of rich." Shand shrugged. "If by rich you mean that I have everything I've ever wanted and then some....then yes. Richer than you'll ever be."

Errol thought for a second,"I'll give you that, I don't have everything I want, just the riches a king would normally have... But I'm not complaining, I love my job and the many things that go into it."

"How ironic, me toooooo!" Shand smiled and clapped his hands together. "Errol, we're, like, just alike!"

Errol rolled his eyes, "Yes, just years separating us...what a shame...fate has decided that we cant bond and find out if we have more in common...it is cruel that way."